Not From London Madame Kids Hoodie – Players Couture
Show your London football pride with the Not From London Madame Kids Hoodie from Players Couture – a stylish, tongue-in-cheek design that blends humour, fashion, and football culture. Inspired by iconic designer branding, this clever parody celebrates the spirit of the game and the individuality of fans who represent their favourite London clubs – whether that’s Chelsea, Arsenal, Spurs, West Ham, Crystal Palace, Brentford or beyond.
Perfect for young football fanatics who live and breathe the game, this hoodie lets them show their passion with confidence. Whether they spend weekends at the stadium, play as their football heroes on FIFA or FC Ultimate Team, or collect cards of their favourite players, this hoodie is made for the next generation of supporters who love to represent where they come from – and where they don’t.
Crafted from soft, durable cotton-blend fabric, it’s ideal for everyday wear – from match days and park kickabouts to school or casual outings. Pair it with joggers, jeans or shorts for a relaxed look that keeps comfort and style in perfect balance.
Available in White, Black, Red, Navy, and Grey, and in sizes 2-3, 3-4, 5-6, 7-8, 9-11, 12-13, XS Mens, and S Mens, it’s designed for every young fan who wants to wear their football heart on their sleeve – literally.
The Not From London Madame hoodie is a humorous and fashionable parody inspired by famous brands and football culture. It’s created in good faith as a tribute, not to mislead or infringe upon any trademarks or copyrights. If any parties involved feel otherwise, Players Couture will respectfully review and remove the design – our goal is to celebrate, not imitate.
We would love to collaborate with the players and brands that inspire our work, and we’re open to sharing royalties or making charitable donations for any hoodie sold. Each piece is made to order, ensuring no unnecessary stock is produced – a conscious choice for quality and sustainability.
Whether your child dreams of scoring under the lights at Stamford Bridge, Emirates or Tottenham Hotspur Stadium, this hoodie lets them represent their heroes in true Players Couture style.
Wear it. Represent it. Live it. – Players Couture.




























































































































































































