Tim Vine Men's Hoodie

£39.99 £49.99

Color Navy Red Black Gray

Size

S M L XL 2XL 3XL

In stock

Customise Make it exactly how you want it

Make it yours. Choose the fit, hoodie style, colours and print to create it exactly how you want it, or leave it as it is for our standard version.

Style guide

Men's: Our standard cut, true to size.
Unisex: The same cut as men's. If you usually wear women's sizes and like a relaxed, slightly oversized look, order your normal size.
Ladies: A slimmer, more shaped cut. Order your usual women's size.
Regular: A classic straight fit.
Oversized: 280gsm combed cotton face with dropped shoulders and a roomier body. No drawstring.
Boxy: Premium 450gsm with a boxy, square oversized shape. No drawstring.
Zip Up Hoodie: 280gsm full zip, with the design on the left chest or across the back.
Sweatshirt: Crew neck, no hood.
Quarter Zip: 280gsm sweatshirt with a short zip neck and metal zip, with the design on the left chest or across the back. Sizes S to XXL.
Zip Up Sweatshirt: 330gsm full zip with a stand-up collar and no hood, with the design on the left chest or across the back. Sizes S to XXL.
Bomber Jacket: Premium 440gsm brushed fleece bomber with a full zip and an oversized, dropped shoulder fit. Black or charcoal, sizes XS to 3XL.
No drawstring: A clean 280gsm hood with no drawcords.
Heavyweight: Premium 440gsm brushed fleece with an oversized, dropped shoulder fit. Comes without a drawstring, and is also available as a zip up or a crew neck sweatshirt.
Colours: Each style has its own colour range, so the colour choices change with the style you pick.
Text colour: Change the colour of the name and lettering. Logos and artwork stay as designed.
Print size: Regular has letters about 2.2cm high. Large makes them 50% to 100% bigger, and Max fills the full print width.

Gender

Men's Unisex Ladies

Men's sizing as standard. Unisex is the same cut for a relaxed, slightly oversized look, or choose ladies for a fitted shape at no extra cost.

Fit

Regular Oversized +£5 Boxy +£5

Type

Weight

Standard Heavyweight +£20

Drawstring

With drawstring No drawstring

Additional colour options

Print size

Regular Large Max

Regular has letters about 2.2cm high. Large makes them 50% to 100% bigger, and Max fills the full print width. Bigger sizes work best on shorter names, and we'll always set it up so it looks its best.

Print position

Front Left chest Back

Rated Excellent on Trustpilot, 4.6 out of 5

Free UK delivery on every order

Easy size exchanges

Made to order, just for you

Want a different colour, size or text? We can customise it

Tim Vine on the chest
Part of our Celebrities collection
Made to order, only when you buy it
Vegan friendly: certified cruelty-free with no animal products
Available in sizes XS to 5XL, including plus sizes
Men's relaxed fit. The drop shoulder style also works brilliantly for women as a casual, oversized everyday look
280gsm soft cotton-faced fabric with brushed-back fleece lining for warmth and comfort
Drop shoulder design with double fabric hood and self-colour drawcord
Front pouch pocket, ribbed cuffs and hem, twin needle stitching throughout
Wash at 30°C and turn inside out to protect the print. Do not iron directly on the print.
Custom name available, or create your own design

Material: 80% Ringspun Cotton, 20% Polyester
Weight: 280gsm
Fit: Drop shoulder, relaxed unisex fit
Print Method: High-quality digital print, hand finished in the UK
Origin: Ethically manufactured to top specifications, hand finished in England

OEKO-TEX® Standard 100 certified fabric Vegan friendlyMade in ethically audited factories

More Than a Hoodie. More Than a T-Shirt.

Players Couture was built on a simple idea: fans deserve better. Not a replica shirt from a supermarket shelf. Not a generic print-on-demand tee. Something that actually means something. Something that shows the world exactly who you're about, and why.

Whether it's the player who defined your childhood, the team that broke your heart and brought you back, the band you've followed for twenty years, the film that shaped you, or the icon who inspired you, there's a hoodie, a t-shirt, a polo, or a piece for every occasion. For every fan. Including the little ones, with a kids range from 18-24 months all the way to 14-15 years. For you.

For Every Fan. Every Scene. Every Day.

This isn't sportswear. It's not a replica shirt. It's clothing for people who carry their passion with them everywhere: to the match, to work, to a restaurant, to a bar, to a gig, to the school run. Players Couture is built for real life, worn in every setting, and never out of place.

Whatever you're a fan of, from football, basketball, boxing, Formula 1, darts, golf, wrestling, cricket, tennis, or whether your world is music, film, TV, gaming, anime, or iconic places, there's something here that represents you. Fandom runs deep, and it runs wide. Players Couture sits right at the intersection of all of it.

Exclusively Made to Order

Every single piece is made only when you order it. Not before. There are no warehouses full of stock. No unsold garments. No overproduction. Your piece is made specifically for you. That means every item is as intentional as it gets. Quality over quantity, every time.

A Respectful Tribute

This item is produced with a respectful, fan-led approach. The design is created with appreciation for the player and the wider community. Should the spirit of the design ever be misunderstood, it would be removed in good faith. The goal is always to celebrate and, wherever possible, to collaborate directly with players, their estates, or associated charities.

Production: Made to order and dispatched with tracking
UK Delivery: Free on every order, Royal Mail Tracked 48
International: From £5.99, tracked to most countries
Express: Available at checkout for faster delivery

Returns Policy

Every Players Couture item is made to order just for you, so we can't accept returns for a change of mind. If it doesn't fit, we're happy to exchange it for a different size, and if anything arrives faulty or not as described, we'll put it right. Just get in touch.

Questions? Email contact@playerscouture.com

Chest and waist measurements in inches and centimetres (to fit). If between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit, or size down for a snugger look.

Size	XS	S	M	L	XL	XXL	3XL
Chest (in)	32-34	34-36	38-40	42-44	44-48	48-52	52-56
Chest (cm)	81-86	86-91	97-102	104-109	112-121	121-132	132-142
Waist (in)	26-28	30-32	32-34	34-36	36-38	38-40	42-44
Waist (cm)	66-71	76-81	81-86	86-91	91-96	96-101	104-109

Drop shoulder, relaxed unisex fit. Size down for a fitted look. When in doubt, size up.

Measurements are a guide. Need a size not listed? We source from XXS up to 8XL. Email contact@playerscouture.com

Tim Vine Hoodie - The Name on the Chest

Show off your love for Tim Vine, the master of quick-fire one-liners and pun-filled humour, with this stylish Tim Vine hoodie from Players Couture. Whether you're a long-time fan or new to his hilarious world of wordplay, this hoodie is the perfect way to celebrate one of the UK’s most beloved comedians.

Tim Vine is known for his lightning-fast delivery and iconic puns, which have made him a household name. He’s best known for his appearances on Not Going Out, his stand-up comedy tours, and his memorable win as the winner of the Funniest Joke of the Edinburgh Fringe Festival in 2010. Tim’s career spans over three decades, delighting audiences with his sharp wit, cheeky antics, and unforgettable sketches. His performances are full of energy, and his punchlines leave the crowd in stitches every time.

Whether you’ve enjoyed Tim's hilarious appearances on The Tim Vine Television Show, his numerous stand-up specials, or his appearances on 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown, this hoodie is for you. Crafted with comfort and style in mind, it’s the perfect blend of casual fashion and comedy fandom.

This hoodie is ideal for fans who appreciate comedy with a clever twist. If you enjoy wordplay, zany humour, and a good laugh, this hoodie is for you. It’s perfect for wearing to comedy clubs, casual outings, or just relaxing with friends while binge-watching your favourite Tim Vine performances.

Made from high-quality materials, the Tim Vine hoodie offers a relaxed fit, featuring the name 'Tim Vine' across the chest. With a soft, cosy feel and durable construction, this hoodie will keep you comfortable while you crack a smile at the thought of Tim’s hilarious puns and comedic brilliance.

Perfect for:

Add a touch of comedic flair to your wardrobe and show the world you’re a fan of one of Britain’s finest comedians with this Tim Vine hoodie from Players Couture.

Follow Tim Vine’s comedic journey on social media:
Instagram: @timvineofficial
Twitter: @RealTimVine

Players Couture - Made to Order, Sustainably Produced

Players Couture is an independent fan label. We always encourage supporters to buy official merchandise first - but we recognise that official merchandise doesn't always exist for every player, every legend or every cultural figure that fans want to represent. That's why Players Couture was created. Our products are not official merchandise and are not produced in partnership with, endorsed by or affiliated with any club, player, governing body or rights holder. Player and team names are used respectfully in a fan tribute context. If any club, player or individual would prefer their name not to appear in our catalogue, we will respectfully remove it upon request. We make charitable donations to grassroots sports initiatives and hope one day to work directly with the clubs and individuals who inspire us. Everything we produce is made with genuine admiration and support for the people whose names we carry - and for the fans who love them.

The Players Couture catalogue covers football, golf, boxing, rugby, cricket, basketball, Formula 1 and beyond - in hoodies, t-shirts, polo shirts and kids sizes. Create your own at Players Couture.

The Hoodie

Available in navy, red, black and grey. Bold TIM VINE lettering across the chest. Sizes S to 3XL.

Hoodie Features

Bold TIM VINE name lettering across the chest - the name on the chest, not the back
Premium cotton-poly blend - warm, soft and built for all-day wear
Made to order, sustainably produced - zero wastage, made specifically for you
Available in navy, red, black and grey - sizes S to 3XL
Ribbed cuffs and hem for a clean, secure fit
Adjustable drawstring hood and kangaroo pocket
Suitable for match days, bars, pubs, the office and everyday streetwear
Available in kids sizes - the whole family can wear the same name

Size Guide

Find your perfect fit for Players Couture hoodies and t-shirts. Every piece is made to order, so it is worth taking a minute to check your size. The charts below show the chest measurement each size is made to fit, in inches and centimetres. You can also use Find your size on any product page to get an instant recommendation.

How to measure

Measure around the fullest part of your chest, under your arms, keeping the tape level and snug but not tight. If you are between two sizes, choose the larger size.

Men's hoodies

Regular fit. Available from XS to 5XL, depending on the design. The sizes offered are shown on each product.

Size	Chest to fit (in)	Chest to fit (cm)
XS	34	86
S	36	91
M	40	102
L	44	112
XL	48	122
2XL	52	132
3XL	56	142
4XL	60	152
5XL	62	157

Men's t-shirts

Regular fit. Available from S to 5XL, depending on the design. The sizes offered are shown on each product.

Size	Chest to fit (in)	Chest to fit (cm)
S	36	91
M	40	102
L	44	112
XL	48	122
2XL	52	132
3XL	56	142
4XL	60	152
5XL	64	163

Fit advice

Classic fit: choose the size that matches your chest measurement.
Relaxed or oversized look: go one size up.
Women: our tops are unisex in style, and many women choose their usual size for a relaxed, borrowed-from-him fit. We can also make women's cuts on request.
Compare with your own hoodie: lay a hoodie you love flat and measure from armpit to armpit. Our Large hoodie measures about 23.5 inches pit to pit.

Kids' sizes

Many designs are also available in kids' sizes in our kids' collection. If you need help choosing a kids' size, email contact@playerscouture.com with your child's age and chest measurement and we will recommend the right fit.

Need a size we don't list?

We can source sizes from XXS up to 8XL. Email contact@playerscouture.com before you order and we will help you find the perfect fit.

Care instructions

Machine wash at 30°C, inside out to protect the print
Wash dark colours separately
Do not bleach
Avoid tumble drying to protect the print - hang or lay flat to dry
T-shirts: iron on a low heat, avoiding the print
Do not dry clean

Exchanges

Every item is made to order, so we can't offer refunds for the wrong size. If something doesn't fit, get in touch within 14 days of delivery and we'll let you know if we can arrange an exchange (return postage is paid by you). See our returns page for details.

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Frequently asked questions

Every Tim Vine Men's Hoodie is made to order just for you, so we can't take returns for a change of mind. If it doesn't fit, we're happy to exchange it for a different size, and if anything arrives faulty or not as described, we'll put it right. Our hoodies and T-shirts are a regular fit, so check the size guide before you order, and if you'd like a slimmer or oversized fit, get in touch first and we'll sort it.

Yes. Our tops are designed to suit everyone, and many women choose their usual size for a relaxed, borrowed-from-him look. We can also make women's cuts on request. Kids' sizes are listed under "Also available as" for many designs, and if the one you want isn't there yet, email contact@playerscouture.com and we'll make it for you.

Every Tim Vine Men's Hoodie is made to order and sent with tracking, and you'll get an email as soon as it ships. UK delivery is free and usually with you within 7 days. If you need it sooner, choose express delivery at checkout. International delivery times vary by country.

Players Couture is designed in Manchester. We work with carefully selected manufacturing partners for quality and fair value, and because everything is made to order, we only produce what customers buy, which cuts waste. If you have specific requirements for your Tim Vine Men's Hoodie, get in touch and we'll help.

UK delivery is free on every order, with no minimum spend. International delivery is available to most countries, and you'll always see the exact cost at checkout before you pay.

Yes. We can source many more colours than we list, from dark grey, chocolate brown and khaki to bolder pinks and oranges. Get in touch and we'll make your Tim Vine Men's Hoodie in the colour you want.

Yes. Our standard hoodie is a lighter drawstring style that's great for layering all year round, but we can also make your design on a heavier hoodie, a zip-up or a hoodie without pockets. For T-shirts, our standard fit is regular, and we can also print on high quality oversized tees in a range of colours.

Absolutely. Design your own in our Create Your Own collection, or get in touch and we'll personalise it for you.

Yes. White and black are our standard text colours, but we can match your team colours, make the text bigger or move it. Just get in touch before you order and we'll make it perfect.

We like your thinking. We're always looking to work with content creators and current and former players, and we can make custom pieces for you and your followers. Email contact@playerscouture.com to start the conversation.